What is Dirty Seamus?
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When you are in ireland you have oral sex with a big cocked irish guy named seamus. His massive cock takes up the whole bed. You then let him fuck you up the ass. He tears up your ass and you don't know when you take a shit ever again.
Karen:"I love to get Dirty Seamus all night."
Bob:"Me too, Dirty Seamus all day!"
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its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
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