Dirty Seats

What is Dirty Seats?


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1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits

1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.

2: Nice, what did the girl look like?

1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.

See felch, bitch, features


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