Dirty Seaver

What is Dirty Seaver?


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In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

See paul, filthy, pervert, michael


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