What is Dirty Seymour?
1.
n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.
For related information, refer to tagged words.
Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...
See
Random Words:
1.
An unknown quantity, mysteriously approximated but never quantified.
Don't forget to account for the Shields factor when you drink..
1.
to do the act of masturbation
what you doin' tonight?
Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!
See jag off, masturbation, choking t..