What is Dirty Seymour?
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n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.
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Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...
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Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".
Hey baby, how much da head do for?
See blowjob, bj, head, blow, ..
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Title used to show complete authority (often abbreviated ML)
That Master Lampsha is a total beast at this.
See ml, duck..