What is Dirty Seymour?
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n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.
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Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...
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Random Words:
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to fob off
He'll give a flint as soon as you mention the job
See fob off, kiss off, shake off..
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An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.
Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for ever..