What is Dirty Smeady?
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A dirty smeady is a short,dirty and perverted jesus look alike that will fuck anything that has a hole. But in the absence of a hole, will hang his shit out at randomn and start wacking it for no reason at all, other than he is a dirty smeady. He also will fart and shit whenever he feels the urge and wake total strangers up three houses away.
Damn, did you see that? That dirty smeady just jerked off on that row of monitors.
Damn what just died in here? Damn DIRTY SMEADY!!!
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