Dirty Smurf

What is Dirty Smurf?


1.

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.

Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

See dirty, smurf, blue, berry, anal, fuck, sex, cock, ass, hole, christ


77

Random Words:

1. Used mainly in SMS messages typed using predictived text, in which cunt is derived into "cumu" He was a right filthy cumu! I..
1. A handle on PaFo (Craigslist Forum)whose main function is to advocate for open marriage. Alenuska is Russian and has bizarre spelling ..
1. The act of spitting in someones face when having an infectious disease. That llama just did a yanel, now im gonna die, i hate llamas. ..