What is Dirty Smurf?
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The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
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A 14 year old who wears black cloths, makeup and newrocks; listens to crappy pop-punk bands; and can't wait to show you his latest ..
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to munch on ones knob; to nibble on a penis. can be used as in an insult
jimi: hey slut!
david: fuck up knob munch
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