What is Dirty Smurf?
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The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
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a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)
She is full of useless information.
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Combination of dirka and terrific. Used to sarcastically express amazement. Similar to Craptacular.
I heard your car got towed last n..
