What is Dirty Smurf?
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The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
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An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.
Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at ..
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ice so cold it is the fuckin coldest
"I got this ice thirty two below minus the wind chill"..
