What is Dirty Smurf?
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The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
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The sweetest sport. It involves a kayak in an urban setting, like a big city.
Hey dude, urban kayaking is the Shijit!
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A derivative for ones pecker, that is awesome and thus can only be described as the great "Tinkelstein".
Man, I gotta take Ti..
