Dirty Smurf

What is Dirty Smurf?


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The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.

Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

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