What is Dirty Smurf?
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The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
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Random Words:
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1) An idiot poker player
2) A person with really bad long curly hair
3) A gaming geek who spends way too much time on (guild wars)
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(n) A rather large congragation of women, usually outside.
Dude, did you see the estrogen forest around back?..
