What is Dirty Sneaker?
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The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you will have the pleasure of knowing that the person is walking around with your swimmers in their shoe.
My wife pissed me off so I gave her a dirty sneaker!
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A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.
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