Dirty Symonds

What is Dirty Symonds?


1.

In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shitstreaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.

Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!

Mary ; Howzat!!!!

See 69, splooge, cricket, shit


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