Dirty Teapot

What is Dirty Teapot?


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The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.

Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"

AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"

Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"

AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"

Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"

AJ: "Its cool man"

See shit, teapot, poop, turd, crap, exlax, sex, scat, mouth, whistling, anus, asshole, butt cheeks, gross, kiss


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