Dirty Teddy

What is Dirty Teddy?


1.

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.

See ass, anal, teddy, dirty teddy, dirty, poop, puke, oral, sex

2.

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and tries to put it in his partner's mouth. She refuses and he rubs the poop on her face. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

TJ gave Mary a Dirty Teddy and she never had anal sex or spoke to TJ again.

See anal, dirty, teddy, sanchez, sex


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