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You and yer dog getting abducted by aliens and being mutilated together by so called aliens....and maybe enjoying it.
Guy 1: Omf i tota..
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An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.
Tech Repa..
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Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blump..