Dirty Topo

What is Dirty Topo?


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When you are making out with a girl, you give her a donkey punch and just after that you give her a pearl necklace combined with a cleveland steamer.

A nice touch would be giving her a Dirty Ruiz instead of a pearl necklace.

Man, I heard Carlos gave that little girl a Dirty Topo and now he's came out of the closet because he couldn't stand being with a woman and cumming in her.

See dirty, topo, cleveland, steamer, ruiz, mariconada


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