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The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on ..
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The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..
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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..