What is Dirty Turban?
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When you take off a girls panties, wrap them, around your dick, fuck her in the ass, then cum on them and put them on her head
I gave Stephanie a Dirty Turban and she will love me forever.
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2.
To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.
Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!
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3.
When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.
Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.
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4.
Its when you shit on a turban and slap some one with it
You just got a dirty turban
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Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head
I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"
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sploogin on a sock, and shovin that shit in yo girls mouth while your bonin' a beezy.
that bitch looked at me wrong when i was nailin her, so i pulled a dirty turban on a bitch.
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