Dirty Turtle Edit Meaning

1.

A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.

My girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle.

See spiderman, houdini, rusty trombone, jelly doughnut, cleveland steamer

2.

A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...

loser

I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)

See turtle, china, kj, loser

3.

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

See dolphin diving