Dirty Valdez

What is Dirty Valdez?


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When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

See valdez, sanchez, shower, nectar, gods


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