What is Dirty Valdez?
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When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.
** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...
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One who is similar to a half-tardbut has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, an..
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A thick ring of hair found around a girl's vagina that resembles a Christmas wreath.
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