Dirty Waffle

What is Dirty Waffle?


1.

It's a nickname for the city of San Diego which is a play on its name, i.e. a "Dirty Waffle" is a "Sandy Eggo".

"Want to head down to San Diego this weekend?"

"Nah, I hate the Dirty Waffle."

See san diego, southern california, nicknames

2.

The imprint left behind when someone steps in a pile of dog shit.

"Matt made a dirty waffle. Please make sure he removes his shoes before he comes inside."

See pancake, poop, dog poop, breakfast, mud

3.

To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor

"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"

See shit, sock, turd, smell, dirty

4.

To fuck a girl in the ass till her asshole is stretch as big as your fist then dip your balls in her ass.

So I gave this girl a dirty waffle last night she couldn't shit this morning

See waffle, botty, horny


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