What is Dirty Wallace?
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When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).
similar to Dirty bagpipes.
While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.
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What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loomp..