What is Dirty Wallace?
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When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).
similar to Dirty bagpipes.
While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.
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To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
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