What is Dirty Wallace?
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When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).
similar to Dirty bagpipes.
While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.
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Random Words:
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(verb) To look for/find/go "in search of."
"I'm hungry. You wanna Leonard Nimoy some lunch?"..
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A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.
Look at that filthy nobscratch..