Dirtykong

What is Dirtykong?


1.

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.

The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.

If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!

Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!

Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit


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