Dirunktions

What is Dirunktions?

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

See drunk, directions, crunk

Three Stepping

1. when you are incredibly drunk and you walk poorly (left,right.right,left,left,left,right,left etc.) See isaac..

Alabaster Retard

1. What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 c..

No Chance Nathan

1. a man who has no luck with the ladies "That bloke is a bit of a no chance nathan. He hasn't had a shag for years! See loser,..

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