Dirunktions

What is Dirunktions?

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

See drunk, directions, crunk

Zero-to-three

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..

Buddiegreen

1. 1.A person that is a tight ass with the weed 2.A liberal hack,a person incapable of accepting facts. Jimmy has a fat bag of weed, but ..

Oapilf

1. old age penisioner i'ed like to fuck. 'jesus, dude ur nan is oapilf. i jus wanna break her hip replacement in 2.' See a..

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