Dirunktions

What is Dirunktions?

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

See drunk, directions, crunk

Hairy Swingers

1. The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled. Haw fanny-baws..

Tv Jetlag

1. When you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite TV show because..

^o.o^

1. a staring kitty cat ears-->^^ eyes-->oo nose-->. ^o.o^ Meowww Meeeowh Meooww meuowwww See ^^, o_o, cat..

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