Dirunktions

What is Dirunktions?

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

See drunk, directions, crunk

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

S.m.i.t.

1. abbreviation of: Soccer Mom In Training A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to g..

Post Poop Piss

1. This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that. I took a huge sh..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dirunktions Edit Meaning