Dirunktions

What is Dirunktions?

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

See drunk, directions, crunk

Asco

1. A mix of Tesco and Asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets. "Lo..

Quice

1. 5 times. As in: Once, twice, thrice... etc. Person A: Yo, you been to that new club downtown? Person B: Naw man, not really... Well ki..

Jmfl

1. JMFL: Just My Fucking Luck I was getting a vasectomy and the Novocaine didn't work, JMFL!!! See luck, bad, vasectomy, pain, ouch..

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