Dirunktions

What is Dirunktions?

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

See drunk, directions, crunk

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See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

Yampire

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Shmingled

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