Dis Dick

What is Dis Dick?


1.

A term used to piss people off

Refering to my dick

Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.

Any 1 stupid: Who

Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.

2.

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A retarded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by retarded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"

Retard 2:"mumble mumble"

Retard 1:"What?"

Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"

or

Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"

Retard 2:"Go where?"

Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."

Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"

Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

3.

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

4.

used wen some one says "wat's up?"

or wen tricking someone into a joke

or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?

homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...

homie 2: who's there?

homie 1: DIS DICK!!!

homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?

homie 1: who?

homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

See dis, dick

5.

something you say whenever you hear your friends say... Huh? or What?

Chris: hey did you hear what i said?

michael: what?

Chris: Dis Dick!

See crabs, dicks

6.

chocolate pankaces to eat for breakfast

want to eat dis dick for breakfast

See william


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