What is Dis Dick?
1.
A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick
Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!
If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.
2.
A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A
Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"
3.
whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth
4.
used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one
homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!
or
homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!
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5.
something you say whenever you hear your friends say... Huh? or What?
Chris: hey did you hear what i said?
michael: what?
Chris: Dis Dick!
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6.
chocolate pankaces to eat for breakfast
want to eat dis dick for breakfast
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