What is Disability?
1.
To collect free money from the government while sitting on your ass doing nothing. See also
When Jesus was at the revival healing people, the black man said, "
dis nigga best not lay a finga on me... im on the disability!"
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2.
A persons ability to dis.
Dis-ability
Disability
Guy 1: "Dude, that (yellow) shirt looks like a bee crapped all over it."
Guy 2: "Seriously, that's all you could come up with?! You really need to work on your disability man."
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3.
Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many
At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing
Me, Myself & Irene .
Duh-weeb s in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.
More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.
4.
A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.
Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.
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