Disagilation

What is Disagilation?


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Worse than 3 demerits, 5 citations, 4 violations, 1 verbal warning, 2 written warnings, and a disciplainary review put together. Let's put it this way you don't want to know what you happens when you get four.

Jim: What does a demerit mean?

Dwight: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.

Jim: Lay it on me.

Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim: Now that sounds serious.

Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt--in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.

Dwight: That is correct.

Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disagilation.

Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?

Jim: Oh you don't wanna know.

See dissadulation, disadulation, dissagilation


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