Disappointrix

What is Disappointrix?

-wife/girlfriend who promises sexual favors and then falls asleep. Leaving the man powerless to get some that night.

After getting the kids in bed early, the disappointrix fell asleep again last night. Man, do I need a new girl!

See blue balls, no sex, useless, wifo

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