Disasstracted

What is Disasstracted?

also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation)

To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.

Literally a compound of distract and ass.

Steve didn't hear you because he was disasstracted by that hot blonde.

See hottie, disasstraction, distraction, babe

Oedi-pissic

1. A person who is both a piss-head and a Mother "F"er. Best used when driving with your parents or in other situations in which..

Koebler

1. German Ancestors of the Keebler Elfs. The Koebler's taught them everything they know about cookie making in a tree. The Koebler&a..

Oiler Boy

1. The man who gives your wife a massage, and is always eager to please, and is always elbow deep in hot oil John caught the oiler boy giv..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Disasstracted Edit Meaning