Disasstracted

What is Disasstracted?


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also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation)

To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.

Literally a compound of distract and ass.

Steve didn't hear you because he was disasstracted by that hot blonde.

See hottie, disasstraction, distraction, babe


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