What is Disasstracted?
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also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation)
To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.
Literally a compound of distract and ass.
Steve didn't hear you because he was disasstracted by that hot blonde.
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