Disasterbate

What is Disasterbate?


1.

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

See eric

2.

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

See disaster, masterbate, tragedy, depression, suicide

3.

combination of disaster and masterbate.

1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.

Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.

Rocks through windows - disasterbation.

High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)

See panic

4.

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!

- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

5.

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

6.

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.


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