What is Disasterbation?
1.
An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.
All these rich white folk driving around the
9th Ward in luxury coaches to go seeBrad Pitt pretending to helpNew Orleans , it's justYankee disasterbation.
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2.
In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.
After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."
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3.
The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.
"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"
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