What is Disasturbation?
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Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
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The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
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-a subtle offensiveness, unpleasantness or repugnance communicated at the subconscious level.
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An option for parents who are too poor for private school. Basically these folks think the entire outside world other than the 700 Club,..
