Disasturbation

What is Disasturbation?

1.

Masturbation...with disastrous results.

Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.

See masturbate, disaster, disastrophe, fap, blue ball

2.

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

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