Disasturbation

What is Disasturbation?

1.

Masturbation...with disastrous results.

Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.

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2.

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

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