What is Disasturbation?
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Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
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The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
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Random Words:
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Contracture of Neanderthal and Retard (or Fucktard)
Used to describe a complete thick, retarded mong
U fucking neandertard!!..
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not to be confused with kryptonite, it means "to make worthy".
kryptonize example:
p1: woh is that ur new chain?
p2: yea i ..
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Australian women, usually associates with booners Lacks class, dignity and common sense. Often found passed out on the side of the road,..
