What is Disasturbation?
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Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
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The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
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Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.
"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it ..
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less than great boobs. saggy or floppy...ew
mullins has sloppy boobs!
did you hear that dct song about sloppy boobs?
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The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.
Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he ..
