What is Disasturbation?
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Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
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The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
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The female equivalent of a male 'rocking out with his cock out' that is to party hardy in the Andrew W.K. sense.
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*only use when you recieve something from someone else, and you want to show your appreciation*
johnny: dude, why'd you just give ..
