Disasturbation

What is Disasturbation?

1.

Masturbation...with disastrous results.

Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.

See masturbate, disaster, disastrophe, fap, blue ball

2.

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

See jason
54

Random Words:

Ctcp
1. The Client-To-Client Protocol is meant to be used as a way to 1/ in general send structured data (such as graphics, voice and diffe..
Read more
Qualitar
1. To be of persuasive origin. To be attractive and/or cool. Most commonly used to express the attractiveness of a Ggirl. To be hot. (N..
Read more
Akai
1. The definition of sex it self. There is but one Akai therefore there is one supreme ruler of the word sex. He is formally known as GawdM..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free