What is Disasturbation?
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Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
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The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
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when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then..
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a loved one who becomes the inadvertent victim of thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions aimed at someone else.
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