What is Disciplinary Donkey Punch?


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A method of preemptively relieving the stress caused by close association with members of the female sex. The steps are as follows:

1) Punch to the head.

2) Drag her to the closest available bed or couch.

3) Unleash horrific buttsex until she wakes up.

4) Ask if it was good for her.

5) Leave. Quickly.

"Man, Robin just won't shut the fuck up, I don't know what to do."

"Have you tried the Disciplinary Donkey Punch?"

See ddp, donkey, punch, preemptive, donkey punch


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