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The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.
"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"
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A burrito whose juices leak out of the tortilla on to the eater's hand and arm.
Damn, my triple meat barbacoa turned out to be a l..
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After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.
"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts ..