What is Discomfuckulated?
1.
The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.
"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."
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2.
To be torn apart.
To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.
"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"
"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"
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