Discover New York

What is Discover New York?


1.

An inescapable trap, set by the administration of St. John's University, programmed to mercilessly extract an additional $3000 from vulnerable freshmen. The entire substance of this course is common knowledge to most folk, and the few facts to be otherwise learned can be acquired with a half-hour of encyclopedia browsing.

"I was forced into taking a semester of DNY as a freshman at St. John's, and all I learned about was the Brooklyn Bridge."

"I can't believe that DNY carries as much weight as a Philosophy or Calculus course."

"Discover New York is a scam."

"My dog shits DNY."

"At least it brought up my GPA."

"As useful as dividing by 1."

"I feel bad for the professors at this university who are so degraded as to be designated instructors of DNY."

See scam, st. john's university, farce


96

Random Words:

1. Performing a twirling maneouver during sexual activity. Those two homeless men performed an underflip last night on the steps of the pu..
1. The musical intersection of unpleasant rhythm and painful meter changes. The opening band tonight has a serious case of zealous fuel. I..
1. "Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this woul..