Discovery Of America

What is Discovery Of America?


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Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!

Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.

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