What is Disfigurement Scoring System?


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Disfigurement Scoring System(DSS)is a system discriminating guys use to filter and disqualify women. Any woman who has 20 points or more is avoided. The system is point driven and measures the amount of self-disfigurement a woman has performed.

The system is as follows.

Visible tattoos are 10 points.

Non-visible tattoos are 5 points.

(any tattoo larger than 4" in length is 10 points anywhere on the body)

Every ear piercing after the first is 3 points.

A navel piercing is 5 points.

A pierced lip, eyebrow or tongue is 10 points.

Pierced private parts are 20 points.

Smoking is 10 points.

An apparent drinking problem is 10 points.

A prescribed "happy" drug is 15 points.

I met a girl today who looked okay from a distance, but as I got closer I saw she easily rated forty points on the Disfigurement Scoring System .

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