What is Disgraceland?
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What Elvis fans called GraceLand during the "marr-age" of Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson.
The First Baptist Church of Springfield was holding an all night prayer vigil at DisGraceLand, hoping that Lisa Marie would wake up and smell the MJB (Michael Jackson Buttstuff).
Thankfully, the very first molested boy finally pooped out MJ's OTHER glove. Unfortunately, the MJ and OJ gloves got mixed up, so neither glove fit the defendants. Butt, at least Lisa Marie saw the boy poop it out before Chief Wiggums confiscated it.
Soon Lisa Marie divorced Jack-O. DisgraceLand was destroyed forever, sinking into the bottomless pit, and GraceLand descended from Heaven to remain for all eternity.
And they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
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