What is Disgruntled Rhinoceros?
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The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
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The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain
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The act of formidable defecation.
I hope your bathroom is reinforced, as this bad boy's waited too long already- I'm off to u..
