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The act of giving oral pleasure to a male while laying on your back, with them crouching or kneeling over you.
Joan was too tired to do..
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..
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Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by...