What is Dishes?
1.
1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.
2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.
3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!
2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!
3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
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2.
Used as an adjective, "dishes" primarily means to be "done". This is derived from a scene in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead in which one character is sitting on top of the house shooting plates and other glassware which he notes by saying "The dishes are done!" So using this scene as a foundation we can formulate a proof that states that dishes can be done and people can be done(drunk, tired, full, etc.) Therefore by the transitive property...people can be dishes.
To note that one's self is drunk, tired, full, or just plain done: "I am dishes."
To note that an object is beyond repair: "Wow, there are pieces scattered all over the yard. That dildo is dishes."
3.
something a man makes a women do while he does nothing
do the dishes bitch im watching my show
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4.
1.Do them
2. something a woman should allways be doing
Husband: I shouldnt have to ask twice, do the dishes.
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