Dislexic Bible

What is Dislexic Bible?


1.

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,

He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

See ebionism, adulterer

2.

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,

I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

See sexlickdick, nun, ebionism

3.

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,

Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

See yahweh, gahd, sabbath, adulterer


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