Dis-member

What is Dis-member?


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After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."


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