What is Disney Rum?
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Slang term for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. The name stems from the pirate on the bottle. Pirates of the Caribbean is a Disney trademark and amateurs drink Disney Rum because they don't know any better.
Brandon: Why don't you drink Rum and Cokes like me? Only pansies drink beer....
Kyle: So drinking sugar water and Disney Rum makes you a man?
Brandon: Shut up.
Kyle: Is that Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp on the bottle?
Brandon: I hate you.
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