What is Disneyland?
1.
The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also:
I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.
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2.
The happiest place in the entire world; life, the universe, and everything; Walt's perfect/utopian kingdom in which everyone may be happy; the last hope for goodness in the world
I want to go to Disneyland everyday of my life because it is simply the BEST!!!!
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3.
(n) yet another Urban Dictionary entry prone to
Disneyland has
ghost post s.
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4.
the place where:
1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.
2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.
3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.
4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
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the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.
"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.
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It's also Los Angeles slang for going to jail.
I got caught in a stolen car, got a ticket to Disneyland.
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7.
Where they give you the
I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.
