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When you are having a rough morning and the whore from DD fucks up your regular coffee and gives you blueberry. Making your day 1,000 be..
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1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in..
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when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still b..
