What is Distal Star Proximal Dog?
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Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
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