Distance

What is Distance?


1.

A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("

Guy; distance sucks =(

girl; EWWWIE DISTANCE!!!

See miles, feet, yards

2.

An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.

"It's not that I don't love you, I just can't handle the distance."

See relationships, love, problems, cheating


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