Distance Bomb

What is Distance Bomb?


1.

When someone you know for a very long time suddenly says

that they are going to move real far away, like Crapville

Arkansas even though you live in Seattle. Usualy causes great

hearache in the person who is left behind.

"That woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy

saying that she is going to move halfway across the world

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2.

when someone you know or love suddenly says that they are going to move real far away. This is often a very heart wrenching experience for the one moving, but even more so for the one left behind

A man and a woman were close friends with eachother. Both live in Boston. One day, the woman says "I'm moving to Crapville, California, near Tijuana". the guy was very shocked and shaken at the news. When his friends talked about it the next day, one said tothe other "That chic really dropped the distance bomb on poor Sam last night."

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