What is Distance Distortion Factor?


1.

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

See ddf, distortion, factor, lady

2.

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

See ddf, distortion, factor, lady


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