What is Distant Cousin?
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Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.
No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.
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To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.
"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"
"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."
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