What is Distextia?
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When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")
Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
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Random Words:
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Talking to yourself on Twitter, or Tweeting with multiple personalities.
This dude responded to his own question that he posted on Twit..
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When you're in an Irish prison, and a man asks you to pick up the cabbage... you better cross your legs.
You dropped the soap!!!
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