Distextlia

What is Distextlia?

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night

Bob: What? A new act?

Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

See text, dislexia, cell phone, spelling, t9

Miles Power

1. 1. The ultimate Denver Broncos Homer. Person A: Chad Mustard is the best player in the league. Person B: Dude, shut up! you sound ..

Lumpy Rug

1. When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. Wh..

Scortch

1. You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time. Jake say's: RORY's GAY! Jake and tom to..

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