Distextlia

What is Distextlia?

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night

Bob: What? A new act?

Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

See text, dislexia, cell phone, spelling, t9

110%

1. A mathematically impossible amount to give (unless you borrow 10% from somewhere). Coach: "I want you to give 110% out there!"..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Zulqurnain

1. -to be homosexual -go for the same sex "look at that zulqurnain over there" See gay, male, homosexual, homo..

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