Distextlia

What is Distextlia?

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night

Bob: What? A new act?

Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

See text, dislexia, cell phone, spelling, t9

Kentucky Gentleman

1. Instead of shaking your friends hand you shake his penis and balls Hey we don't shake hands around here buddy we give Kentucky Gen..

Jimbolicious

1. An overweight male who is incredibly attractive. See that hunk in the buffet line, he's Jimbolicious! See jimbolicious, bootylici..

Bfif

1. Best Friend I'm Fucking He is my BFIF See best, friend, im, fucking, he..

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